Sunday, January 4, 2009

Felonious Hair Assault

You have to hand it to mugshotdujour -- sweetness is the simplicity of the insult:
Barron Asher was arrested for assaulting us with his hair. In the words of Daniel, who sent this gem to me (thanks again David!), every girl wants to bring him home to mom and dad.
The Lord loves Pippi Longstocking, too...just not in a police lineup. Hope it was worth it. Oh...I'm sorry. Are those tears, or are you just sad to be going back to visit your jailhouse friends?