tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24547865852714416262023-11-15T10:15:01.505-05:00Bad Friggin' HairCapturing crappy hair (and other crazy shit) one photo or video at a time.Snarky Basterdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17823805913522030434noreply@blogger.comBlogger113125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454786585271441626.post-80004441270197740972011-08-27T01:38:00.004-04:002011-08-27T01:45:18.164-04:00Bad Friggin Crossdresser, Steve Jobs, At Piece At Last<div style="text-align: center;">Saying <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/26/steve-jobs-apple-photo-resignation-ceo-sick">this guy</a> is a good piece of ass is, well, snarky. Good luck with your retirement, dude. Or is it dudette?</div><div>
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<br /></div>Snarky Basterdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17823805913522030434noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454786585271441626.post-82035563639353305212010-05-09T08:41:00.003-04:002010-05-09T08:44:14.971-04:00Bad Friggin' Prom Fail<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S-atxfS-69I/AAAAAAAAB0o/IKYDeGJ4xew/s1600/prom-fail-77.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S-atxfS-69I/AAAAAAAAB0o/IKYDeGJ4xew/s400/prom-fail-77.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5469249863214361554" border="0" /></a>Oh ... it gets better, much better. Check out 140 <a href="http://coedmagazine.com/2010/05/03/140-freaking-awesome-prom-fail-photos/">Freaking Awesome Prom Fail Photos</a>.Snarky Basterdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17823805913522030434noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454786585271441626.post-22139642940353653832010-05-07T20:36:00.003-04:002010-05-07T20:40:33.247-04:00Bad Friggin' Idea<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S-SyJowSQgI/AAAAAAAAB0Q/ogDgPQJL-Io/s1600/Raincoat.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 259px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S-SyJowSQgI/AAAAAAAAB0Q/ogDgPQJL-Io/s400/Raincoat.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5468691726163132930" border="0" /></a><br />Sandy slipped on her full-body condom and went out to the corner to pick up some tricks. Strangely, all of the cars heading down the street went into tailspins and turned around and left long stinking trails of tire rubber as they disappeared in the direction from which they had come.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Image via that dirty old man, <a href="http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/">Woodsterman</a>.<br /></div>Snarky Basterdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17823805913522030434noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454786585271441626.post-64631085571630245742010-04-17T08:44:00.003-04:002010-04-17T08:52:16.549-04:00Bad Friggin' Personal Ad<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S8mup5McU9I/AAAAAAAABtg/Dk8oWn8n9JQ/s1600/nc_unrulyfan04_16_500kmsnbc_100416.300w.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 296px; height: 222px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S8mup5McU9I/AAAAAAAABtg/Dk8oWn8n9JQ/s400/nc_unrulyfan04_16_500kmsnbc_100416.300w.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5461088057914315730" border="0" /></a><br />Hi, I'm a douchebag. I have the unlucky habit of <a href="http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/36595019/ns/sports-baseball/">picking on off-duty police officers and little girls</a> and vomiting on them intentionally.<br /><br />I tend to beat myself for a black-eye effect because I'm really a cross-dresser but can't afford makeup.<br /><br />I like long walks in the jailhouse basement with the sisters and have no future. Someday I'll be a star at <a href="http://www.familywatchdog.us/">familywatchdog.us</a>.Snarky Basterdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17823805913522030434noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454786585271441626.post-63533860829619909382010-04-12T11:13:00.002-04:002010-04-12T11:17:31.268-04:00What Every Parent NeedsA singing wolf-dog babysitter...<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yhA_TTKetyM&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yhA_TTKetyM&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Via <a href="http://pogpog.com/v/wolf-dog-sings-to-a-baby-to-stop-his-cry/">Pogpog</a><br /></div>Snarky Basterdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17823805913522030434noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454786585271441626.post-24723435994377055522010-03-30T16:31:00.005-04:002010-03-30T16:38:24.754-04:00Bad Friggin' Big Hair<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S7Jfwl5CWaI/AAAAAAAABns/YBVucDji0sQ/s1600/Kent.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 287px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S7Jfwl5CWaI/AAAAAAAABns/YBVucDji0sQ/s400/Kent.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5454527387108792738" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Image via <a href="http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2010/03/23/sisterhood-of-the-traveling-perms/">Awkward Family Photos</a></span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">I'll bet the sperm donor was bald.<br /></div>Snarky Basterdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17823805913522030434noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454786585271441626.post-7700580728960795082010-03-20T08:04:00.004-04:002010-03-20T08:13:13.414-04:002010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss JulyAh, July<br /><br />The month when the corn's four feet tall in the heartland but it's all being cultivated for conversion to ethanol, when the pennant races are heating up in Major League Baseball and HGH couldn't be more en vogue, when, thanks to this hot momma, McDonald's and Burger King and Wendy's begin to ask their customers, "Do you want to quadruple that order?"<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Mmmmm</span>. I don't want her you can have her she's too hot for me.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S6S5_o7k_WI/AAAAAAAABmc/W_Gh9CaNcv8/s1600-h/ATT1805091.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 258px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S6S5_o7k_WI/AAAAAAAABmc/W_Gh9CaNcv8/s400/ATT1805091.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450685951995346274" border="0" /></a>Snarky Basterdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17823805913522030434noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454786585271441626.post-54261266738080444972010-03-03T12:28:00.002-05:002010-03-03T12:31:01.918-05:00At Least She Warns You<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S46cMTh9hvI/AAAAAAAABe0/HhV3Ak771w8/s1600-h/52611-500x347.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 278px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S46cMTh9hvI/AAAAAAAABe0/HhV3Ak771w8/s400/52611-500x347.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444460734752589554" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Via <a href="http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=18472">iOwnTheWorld</a><br /></div>Snarky Basterdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17823805913522030434noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454786585271441626.post-38283310466848153662010-03-03T10:29:00.002-05:002010-03-03T10:34:01.553-05:00Bad Friggin' Place to Snort Drugs<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S46BYuoDCqI/AAAAAAAABec/Q7OHzA8dui8/s1600-h/are-you-on-drugs.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 359px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S46BYuoDCqI/AAAAAAAABec/Q7OHzA8dui8/s400/are-you-on-drugs.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444431261370354338" border="0" /></a><br />Not a lot of brains in <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7352371/German-arrested-after-snorting-drugs-off-police-car.html">this one</a>:<br /><div style="text-align: left;"><blockquote>The 26-year-old was lining up the powdered drugs on the roof of the car in a disco car park, when the two police officers surprised him, a Nuremberg police spokesman said on Tuesday.<br /><br />The man had no idea the vehicle belonged to the police, and it was coincidence that the officers - who were walking by their parked car - discovered him just as he was about to take the drugs.<br /><br />"He's got horrible luck," said Bert Rauenbusch, police spokesman in the southern German city.</blockquote> </div>Snarky Basterdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17823805913522030434noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454786585271441626.post-51051005192943460672010-03-02T14:34:00.002-05:002010-03-02T14:36:28.947-05:00Bad Friggin' Tattoo<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S41oR51pAgI/AAAAAAAABeE/y8ejsVVKq1Q/s1600-h/tattoo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S41oR51pAgI/AAAAAAAABeE/y8ejsVVKq1Q/s400/tattoo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444122181353669122" border="0" /></a>Marky was finally able to fulfill his life-long dream of making his body resemble the lunacy that went on inside his mind.Snarky Basterdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17823805913522030434noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454786585271441626.post-56070836096899573212010-03-02T14:22:00.003-05:002010-03-02T14:26:40.984-05:00Bad Friggin' Tan<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S41llzxdNYI/AAAAAAAABd8/x1S4AEfXGnM/s1600-h/orange-faced-idiot.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 338px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S41llzxdNYI/AAAAAAAABd8/x1S4AEfXGnM/s400/orange-faced-idiot.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444119224788006274" border="0" /></a>Nancy was so progressive she had skin pigmentation surgery. She was devastated, however, to learn afterward that the surgeons removed her hair ... and replaced it with a horse tail.<br /><br />Years later, she found happiness again after falling in love with the Pillsbury dough boy's son.<br /><br />This is their wedding photo.<br /><br />Via <a href="http://mitchieville.com/19541/orange-faced-geek-week-3/">Mitchieville</a>Snarky Basterdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17823805913522030434noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454786585271441626.post-69000240516804400882010-03-01T11:56:00.003-05:002010-03-01T11:59:54.391-05:00Bad Friggin' Dog DayPit bull vs. porcupine. ... Clearly the victory was decisive.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S4vyE1FdJxI/AAAAAAAABcY/AjgKgYRtiCQ/s1600-h/pb01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S4vyE1FdJxI/AAAAAAAABcY/AjgKgYRtiCQ/s400/pb01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443710739390736146" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S4vyCAqm8yI/AAAAAAAABcQ/D9gsBUL_HY8/s1600-h/pb02.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S4vyCAqm8yI/AAAAAAAABcQ/D9gsBUL_HY8/s400/pb02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443710690959749922" border="0" /></a>Snarky Basterdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17823805913522030434noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454786585271441626.post-55858565148365771252010-02-25T19:25:00.005-05:002010-02-25T19:31:37.952-05:002010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss June<div>I got her down at the swap and shop. Traded a horse, a cord of wood, and a bent shovel for her. She's worked out well. Plows the field a lot better than that damned horse did. The chompers are a bit of a problem, though. Especially when she takes them out.</div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S4cVHkffgmI/AAAAAAAABZo/c1YY0xUyUnY/s1600-h/ATT1805090.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 258px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S4cVHkffgmI/AAAAAAAABZo/c1YY0xUyUnY/s400/ATT1805090.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442341894499566178" /></a>Snarky Basterdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17823805913522030434noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454786585271441626.post-17756865812112130002010-02-05T22:37:00.006-05:002011-08-27T01:21:07.487-04:00Wild Thing #2's Bad Friggin' Hair Day<p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; margin: 0px;">For those of you who've never met me (and that would include everyone but Mom and Matt at <a href="http://conservativehideout.com/wordpress/">Conservative Hideout</a> and a few others), you can't tell by the words I write that I have curly hair. You also can't tell that I'm a perfect 10. To retarded Martians (I really have to thank Rahmbo for reviving that word).<a name='more'></a></p>
<br /><p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; margin: 0px;">But you can bet your sweet ass that my progeny ... oh, yes, fiendish trolls ... I <em>have </em>procreated ... are blessed with hair that grabs hold of a comb or brush and won't let go.</p>
<br /><p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; margin: 0px;">Case in point ... here's Wild Thing #2 trying to demonstrate her independence ... so help me God:</p>
<br /><p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; margin: 0px;"><a href="http://feedyouradhd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/photo.1chopped.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3296" title="photo.1,chopped" src="http://feedyouradhd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/photo.1chopped.jpg" alt="" width="453" height="604" /></a></p>
<br /><p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; text-align: center; margin: 0px;">Doesn't everyone have a plastic appendage on their head?</p>
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<br /><p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; margin: 0px;"><a href="http://feedyouradhd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/photo.2.chopped.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3297" title="photo.2.chopped" src="http://feedyouradhd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/photo.2.chopped.jpg" alt="" width="453" height="604" /></a></p>
<br /><p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; text-align: center; margin: 0px;"><span style="color:#808080;">I WILL SMITE YOU DOWN WITH MY EVIL WAND. MUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!</span></p>
<br /><p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; margin: 0px;"><a href="http://feedyouradhd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/photo.3.chopped.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3298" title="photo.3.chopped" src="http://feedyouradhd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/photo.3.chopped.jpg" alt="" width="453" height="604" /></a></p>
<br /><p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; text-align: center; margin: 0px;">DUDE! Take this brush and shove it.</p>
<br /><p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; margin: 0px;"></p>Snarky Basterdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17823805913522030434noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454786585271441626.post-50905808222809376162010-02-04T11:37:00.007-05:002010-04-02T00:38:42.813-04:00Bad Friggin' CrossdresserShit, man. Here's a new blogging rule: If you're going to average one post a month, make it count.<br /><br />This should do ...<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S2r4HP99apI/AAAAAAAABR8/gkhQydH0LHM/s1600-h/912.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S2r4HP99apI/AAAAAAAABR8/gkhQydH0LHM/s400/912.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434428703805106834" border="0" /></a>Via <a href="http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/">People of Walmart</a><br /></div><br />Do you think he's wearing underwear beneath all that? Here's a better question: Guess his name?<br /><br />Want to know something even funnier? <a href="http://www.ehow.com/how_2238643_become-cross-dresser.html">You too could be a crossdresser simply by clicking this</a>.Snarky Basterdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17823805913522030434noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454786585271441626.post-44149819207257573772010-01-18T10:58:00.003-05:002010-01-18T11:01:09.443-05:00Extreme Pole Dancing<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S1SFilSbZGI/AAAAAAAABRk/GacmejkEddw/s1600-h/pole_dancing_1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 324px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/S1SFilSbZGI/AAAAAAAABRk/GacmejkEddw/s400/pole_dancing_1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5428110280059741282" border="0" /></a>Swiped from <a href="http://aardvarks.wordpress.com/2010/01/12/rebel-underground-knittery-does-it-bend-the-space-time-continuum/">McGoo</a><br /></div><br />Readers often tell me they like my occasional posts about pole dancing. Perhaps not so much any more.Snarky Basterdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17823805913522030434noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454786585271441626.post-74946544578013116072009-12-15T04:06:00.003-05:002009-12-15T04:09:01.126-05:002010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss MayJust the girl to warm your heart as spring washes away the memories of a hard winter.<div><br /></div><div><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/SydRrUZFQTI/AAAAAAAABQw/h3X8KsbLFZw/s400/ATT1805089.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 258px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415386881586446642" /></div>Snarky Basterdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17823805913522030434noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454786585271441626.post-17185647534667933892009-12-09T18:13:00.004-05:002009-12-09T18:15:31.551-05:002010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss April<div style="text-align: left;">This babe might be more jokeresque than The Wicked Witch of Congress. To quote Frank Zappa: "With a tongue like a cow/she could make you go wow" ... and then you'd throw up and kill yourself.</div><div><br /><div><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/SyAutyblL-I/AAAAAAAABQU/mKPFjcgjbXU/s400/ATT1805088.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413378116265783266" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 258px; " /></div></div>Snarky Basterdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17823805913522030434noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454786585271441626.post-49624597309709037442009-11-20T20:57:00.003-05:002009-11-20T21:02:43.635-05:002010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss March<div>Now, this is what I'd call a double feature, a creature feature but double nonetheless.</div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/SwdJxMkuGnI/AAAAAAAABP0/XxtcBjf6nkA/s1600/ATT1805087.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 258px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/SwdJxMkuGnI/AAAAAAAABP0/XxtcBjf6nkA/s400/ATT1805087.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406370987219229298" /></a>Snarky Basterdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17823805913522030434noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454786585271441626.post-39497465576658632812009-11-17T22:55:00.004-05:002009-11-17T22:59:02.279-05:002010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss February<div>I'm not even sure my dog would wait at the front door for this to come home. And my dog has waited for me each day for 12 years, 50-pound mole and all...</div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/SwNwQlkWphI/AAAAAAAABPM/4PPHjaLDZ1o/s1600/ATT1805086.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 258px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/SwNwQlkWphI/AAAAAAAABPM/4PPHjaLDZ1o/s400/ATT1805086.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405287408039536146" /></a><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Snarky Basterdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17823805913522030434noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454786585271441626.post-38599134130240989532009-11-16T14:44:00.003-05:002009-11-16T14:50:28.394-05:002010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss JanuaryI came across 12 images that demand being posted in serialized form because of their beauty and grace and style. These are the hottest women I've ever seen. I think you'll agree.<br /><br />Here's the first...<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/SwGsgyyIh9I/AAAAAAAABOw/MesahxSpoD8/s1600/.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 259px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/SwGsgyyIh9I/AAAAAAAABOw/MesahxSpoD8/s400/.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5404790707209144274" border="0" /></a>Snarky Basterdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17823805913522030434noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454786585271441626.post-64493857827315742382009-10-02T16:35:00.004-04:002009-10-24T11:00:17.035-04:00Bad Friggin' Pyro Photo<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/SsZkH1L1R6I/AAAAAAAABG0/OD842Hokd_o/s1600-h/Rachel-BurningBarn-1024x722.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 282px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/SsZkH1L1R6I/AAAAAAAABG0/OD842Hokd_o/s400/Rachel-BurningBarn-1024x722.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5388104089893947298" border="0" /></a><br />Ma and Pa always had a weird taste for family photos. Once, when I was young, they made me climb down into the baboon pit at the zoo for a photo. The baboons really liked it, but I sure didn't enjoy washing poo from my hair for a week.<br /><br />Then there was the time we saw our first freeway. Pa made the entire family stand on the double yellow line while a hitchhiker took our picture. Sadly, that's how we lost little Jimmy, but we made up for it by building this barn in his memory.<br /><br />Oh...I guess that didn't work out too well, did it.<br /><br />Via <a href="http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/09/30/barnburner/">Awkward Family Photos.com</a>Snarky Basterdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17823805913522030434noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454786585271441626.post-64929288411316980442009-09-30T10:37:00.004-04:002009-09-30T10:47:33.300-04:00Bad Friggin' Michael Jackson Halloween Costume<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/SsNtYXrQzqI/AAAAAAAABGU/huqagE1jfkQ/s1600-h/109907.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 202px; height: 535px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/SsNtYXrQzqI/AAAAAAAABGU/huqagE1jfkQ/s400/109907.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387269844705005218" border="0" /></a>Supposedly Michael Jackson costumes are going to be hot for Halloween this year.<br /><br />Just not this one.<br /><br />Here's yet another person who didn't think that putting their personal photos on the Internet would lead to them being posted on some unscrupulous individual's blog.Snarky Basterdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17823805913522030434noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454786585271441626.post-90645700084157398522009-08-28T12:02:00.003-04:002009-08-28T12:10:24.642-04:00Bad Friggin' Mugshot Reward<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/SpgA0n1cwAI/AAAAAAAABDY/ERtIBeVmtU4/s1600-h/0827091mayer1a.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 309px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/SpgA0n1cwAI/AAAAAAAABDY/ERtIBeVmtU4/s400/0827091mayer1a.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375047059313049602" border="0" /></a><br />Wanted: John Mayer's goofy mugshot, <a href="http://www.ecorazzi.com/2009/08/27/john-mayers-mugshot-challenge-earns-animal-charities-25k/">for $25,000</a><br /><br />Found: by either <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0827091mayer1.html">Smoking Gun</a> or <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/08/27/john-mayers-25-000-mugshot/">TMZ</a>, depending on who gives a shitSnarky Basterdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17823805913522030434noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454786585271441626.post-84451976956850046032009-08-27T15:53:00.007-04:002009-08-27T21:57:43.393-04:00Bad Friggin' Split<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/Spbka-G5tUI/AAAAAAAABDQ/5KbDrsWLArA/s1600-h/12.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/Spbka-G5tUI/AAAAAAAABDQ/5KbDrsWLArA/s400/12.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374734357312943426" border="0" /></a><br />I just want to know how the hell this is possible. It's a simple question, and I'm pretty sure I'll never get an answer, not even a scientific one.<br /><br />Oh...and do you like bowling alleys?<br /><br />To the headless dude standing next to he/she/it, here's my advice: I wouldn't wait around to watch he/she/it get back up; it could be life threatening.<br /><br />h/t: <a href="http://peopleofwalmart.com/">People of Walmart</a>Snarky Basterdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17823805913522030434noreply@blogger.com1