Saturday, August 27, 2011
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Friday, May 7, 2010
Sandy slipped on her full-body condom and went out to the corner to pick up some tricks. Strangely, all of the cars heading down the street went into tailspins and turned around and left long stinking trails of tire rubber as they disappeared in the direction from which they had come.
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Hi, I'm a douchebag. I have the unlucky habit of picking on off-duty police officers and little girls and vomiting on them intentionally.
I tend to beat myself for a black-eye effect because I'm really a cross-dresser but can't afford makeup.
I like long walks in the jailhouse basement with the sisters and have no future. Someday I'll be a star at familywatchdog.us.
Monday, April 12, 2010
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Saturday, March 20, 2010
The month when the corn's four feet tall in the heartland but it's all being cultivated for conversion to ethanol, when the pennant races are heating up in Major League Baseball and HGH couldn't be more en vogue, when, thanks to this hot momma, McDonald's and Burger King and Wendy's begin to ask their customers, "Do you want to quadruple that order?"
Mmmmm. I don't want her you can have her she's too hot for me.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Not a lot of brains in this one:
The 26-year-old was lining up the powdered drugs on the roof of the car in a disco car park, when the two police officers surprised him, a Nuremberg police spokesman said on Tuesday.
The man had no idea the vehicle belonged to the police, and it was coincidence that the officers - who were walking by their parked car - discovered him just as he was about to take the drugs.
"He's got horrible luck," said Bert Rauenbusch, police spokesman in the southern German city.
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Years later, she found happiness again after falling in love with the Pillsbury dough boy's son.
This is their wedding photo.
Monday, March 1, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Friday, February 5, 2010
For those of you who've never met me (and that would include everyone but Mom and Matt at Conservative Hideout and a few others), you can't tell by the words I write that I have curly hair. You also can't tell that I'm a perfect 10. To retarded Martians (I really have to thank Rahmbo for reviving that word).
Thursday, February 4, 2010
This should do ...
Do you think he's wearing underwear beneath all that? Here's a better question: Guess his name?
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