Wild Thing #2's Bad Friggin' Hair Day

For those of you who've never met me (and that would include everyone but Mom and Matt at Conservative Hideout and a few others), you can't tell by the words I write that I have curly hair. You also can't tell that I'm a perfect 10. To retarded Martians (I really have to thank Rahmbo for reviving that word).

But you can bet your sweet ass that my progeny ... oh, yes, fiendish trolls ... I have procreated ... are blessed with hair that grabs hold of a comb or brush and won't let go.

Case in point ... here's Wild Thing #2 trying to demonstrate her independence ... so help me God:

Doesn't everyone have a plastic appendage on their head?

I WILL SMITE YOU DOWN WITH MY EVIL WAND. MUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

DUDE! Take this brush and shove it.

Bad Friggin' Crossdresser

Shit, man. Here's a new blogging rule: If you're going to average one post a month, make it count.

This should do ...

Via People of Walmart

Do you think he's wearing underwear beneath all that? Here's a better question: Guess his name?

Want to know something even funnier? You too could be a crossdresser simply be clicking this.

Extreme Pole Dancing

Swiped from McGoo

Readers often tell me they like my occasional posts about pole dancing. Perhaps not so much any more.

2010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss May

Just the girl to warm your heart as spring washes away the memories of a hard winter.

2010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss April

This babe might be more jokeresque than The Wicked Witch of Congress. To quote Frank Zappa: "With a tongue like a cow/she could make you go wow" ... and then you'd throw up and kill yourself.

2010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss March

Now, this is what I'd call a double feature, a creature feature but double nonetheless.

2010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss February

I'm not even sure my dog would wait at the front door for this to come home. And my dog has waited for me each day for 12 years, 50-pound mole and all...

2010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss January

I came across 12 images that demand being posted in serialized form because of their beauty and grace and style. These are the hottest women I've ever seen. I think you'll agree.

Here's the first...

Bad Friggin' Pyro Photo

Ma and Pa always had a weird taste for family photos. Once, when I was young, they made me climb down into the baboon pit at the zoo for a photo. The baboons really liked it, but I sure didn't enjoy washing poo from my hair for a week.

Then there was the time we saw our first freeway. Pa made the entire family stand on the double yellow line while a hitchhiker took our picture. Sadly, that's how we lost little Jimmy, but we made up for it by building this barn in his memory.

Oh...I guess that didn't work out too well, did it.

Via Awkward Family Photos.com

Bad Friggin' Michael Jackson Halloween Costume

Supposedly Michael Jackson costumes are going to be hot for Halloween this year.

Just not this one.

Here's yet another person who didn't think that putting their personal photos on the Internet would lead to them being posted on some unscrupulous individual's blog.