Saturday, April 17, 2010

Bad Friggin' Personal Ad


Hi, I'm a douchebag. I have the unlucky habit of picking on off-duty police officers and little girls and vomiting on them intentionally.

I tend to beat myself for a black-eye effect because I'm really a cross-dresser but can't afford makeup.

I like long walks in the jailhouse basement with the sisters and have no future. Someday I'll be a star at familywatchdog.us.

5 comments:

Grackle said...

Mommah? Is that you?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

What a great idea. Don't you wish you could do that Snarky?

Amusing Bunni said...

How can any man resist her....ha ha.

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The Independent Rage said...

I was once nominated for Bad Friggin' Blog (although I think the dude's actual line was "Worst Blog Ever!"). I thanked him and promised to keep up the bad work.