Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Bad Friggin' Big Hair

I'll bet the sperm donor was bald.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

2010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss July

Ah, July

The month when the corn's four feet tall in the heartland but it's all being cultivated for conversion to ethanol, when the pennant races are heating up in Major League Baseball and HGH couldn't be more en vogue, when, thanks to this hot momma, McDonald's and Burger King and Wendy's begin to ask their customers, "Do you want to quadruple that order?"

Mmmmm. I don't want her you can have her she's too hot for me.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

At Least She Warns You

Bad Friggin' Place to Snort Drugs

Not a lot of brains in this one:
The 26-year-old was lining up the powdered drugs on the roof of the car in a disco car park, when the two police officers surprised him, a Nuremberg police spokesman said on Tuesday.

The man had no idea the vehicle belonged to the police, and it was coincidence that the officers - who were walking by their parked car - discovered him just as he was about to take the drugs.

"He's got horrible luck," said Bert Rauenbusch, police spokesman in the southern German city.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Bad Friggin' Tattoo

Marky was finally able to fulfill his life-long dream of making his body resemble the lunacy that went on inside his mind.

Bad Friggin' Tan

Nancy was so progressive she had skin pigmentation surgery. She was devastated, however, to learn afterward that the surgeons removed her hair ... and replaced it with a horse tail.

Years later, she found happiness again after falling in love with the Pillsbury dough boy's son.

This is their wedding photo.

Via Mitchieville

Monday, March 1, 2010

Bad Friggin' Dog Day

Pit bull vs. porcupine. ... Clearly the victory was decisive.