Saturday, April 17, 2010

Bad Friggin' Personal Ad

Hi, I'm a douchebag. I have the unlucky habit of picking on off-duty police officers and little girls and vomiting on them intentionally.

I tend to beat myself for a black-eye effect because I'm really a cross-dresser but can't afford makeup.

I like long walks in the jailhouse basement with the sisters and have no future. Someday I'll be a star at

Monday, April 12, 2010

What Every Parent Needs

A singing wolf-dog babysitter...

Via Pogpog