Bad Friggin' Prom Fail

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Bad Friggin' Idea

Sandy slipped on her full-body condom and went out to the corner to pick up some tricks. Strangely, all of the cars heading down the street went into tailspins and turned around and left long stinking trails of tire rubber as they disappeared in the direction from which they had come.

Image via that dirty old man, Woodsterman.

Bad Friggin' Personal Ad

Hi, I'm a douchebag. I have the unlucky habit of picking on off-duty police officers and little girls and vomiting on them intentionally.

I tend to beat myself for a black-eye effect because I'm really a cross-dresser but can't afford makeup.

I like long walks in the jailhouse basement with the sisters and have no future. Someday I'll be a star at familywatchdog.us.

What Every Parent Needs

A singing wolf-dog babysitter...

Via Pogpog

Bad Friggin' Big Hair

Image via Awkward Family Photos

I'll bet the sperm donor was bald.

2010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss July

Ah, July

The month when the corn's four feet tall in the heartland but it's all being cultivated for conversion to ethanol, when the pennant races are heating up in Major League Baseball and HGH couldn't be more en vogue, when, thanks to this hot momma, McDonald's and Burger King and Wendy's begin to ask their customers, "Do you want to quadruple that order?"

Mmmmm. I don't want her you can have her she's too hot for me.

At Least She Warns You

Via iOwnTheWorld

Bad Friggin' Place to Snort Drugs

Not a lot of brains in this one:

The 26-year-old was lining up the powdered drugs on the roof of the car in a disco car park, when the two police officers surprised him, a Nuremberg police spokesman said on Tuesday.

The man had no idea the vehicle belonged to the police, and it was coincidence that the officers - who were walking by their parked car - discovered him just as he was about to take the drugs.

"He's got horrible luck," said Bert Rauenbusch, police spokesman in the southern German city.

Bad Friggin' Tattoo

Marky was finally able to fulfill his life-long dream of making his body resemble the lunacy that went on inside his mind.

Bad Friggin' Tan

Nancy was so progressive she had skin pigmentation surgery. She was devastated, however, to learn afterward that the surgeons removed her hair ... and replaced it with a horse tail.

Years later, she found happiness again after falling in love with the Pillsbury dough boy's son.

This is their wedding photo.

Via Mitchieville

Bad Friggin' Dog Day

Pit bull vs. porcupine. ... Clearly the victory was decisive.

2010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss June

I got her down at the swap and shop. Traded a horse, a cord of wood, and a bent shovel for her. She's worked out well. Plows the field a lot better than that damned horse did. The chompers are a bit of a problem, though. Especially when she takes them out.

Wild Thing #2's Bad Friggin' Hair Day

For those of you who've never met me (and that would include everyone but Mom and Matt at Conservative Hideout and a few others), you can't tell by the words I write that I have curly hair. You also can't tell that I'm a perfect 10. To retarded Martians (I really have to thank Rahmbo for reviving that word).

Bad Friggin' Crossdresser

Shit, man. Here's a new blogging rule: If you're going to average one post a month, make it count.

This should do ...

Via People of Walmart

Do you think he's wearing underwear beneath all that? Here's a better question: Guess his name?

Want to know something even funnier? You too could be a crossdresser simply by clicking this.

Extreme Pole Dancing

Swiped from McGoo

Readers often tell me they like my occasional posts about pole dancing. Perhaps not so much any more.