Sunday, February 22, 2009

Academy Award-Winning Artichoke Dress

WTF is wrong with this picture?

Miley Cyrus, aka Hannah Montana (whom, I'm proud to say, my kids think is friggin' boring), showed up at the Academy Awards tonight in a dress that looks like an artichoke.

Why be so hateful, Miley? Why aren't you dressed like a tomato? A potato (or po-tat-o)? What have you against squash? Don't you think broccoli and carrots and cauli-for-nia feel left out?

I'm going to call Al Sharpton as soon as I post this. You are egregious and vegacist, and you need to be stopped!

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