What's With The Color Orange, Already?

I don't know what it is about women and the color orange. Why one would wear orange clothing is a mystery; why one would dye her hair orange...and only some of it...is a friggin secret floating through the universe inside some space junk.

Here we have Alexis Gadson, courtesy of mugshotdujour. She's got such a face a mother could love, don't she? "Don'chu come up inheya and take no picture of me!"

[By the way, I'm an equal opportunity offender offender. Just ask our friend Trevor Newbauer.]