Tuesday, December 30, 2008
There comes a time when a man should deviate from writing about hair, and this is one of them.
"I've never done this on national TV before..." And I'm betting you wish you hadn't, now that you're on every blogger's website west of the Gaza Strip, doll.
You know, I've got bad teeth...or soon to be missing teeth. I'll tell you what, Kirsten Haglund, aka Miss America: I'll look you up when I'm toothless and not so old. Just for some pointers on tooth popping.
And you were expecting Wayne Brady to break into song and dance?