Saturday, May 9, 2009

Emo Fuck-all


Sherry, terrified her mother would find out about her new fangs, plucked her eyes out and offered them to a passing duck. The duck demurred to a resident cockroach, who gratefully fed her children while pointing out the slippery slope that came with obtaining nose rings.

4 comments:

Ross said...

EMO AIDS!!!!! This is the most sad excuse for a teen fad that I've ever seen!

Anonymous said...

I'd do her.

Dr. Dave said...

Um, anonymous, I think you'd catch something.

Anonymous said...

Ah come on Dave, gimme a break.