Hi, I'm a douchebag. I have the unlucky habit of picking on off-duty police officers and little girls and vomiting on them intentionally.
I tend to beat myself for a black-eye effect because I'm really a cross-dresser but can't afford makeup.
I like long walks in the jailhouse basement with the sisters and have no future. Someday I'll be a star at familywatchdog.us.
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Mommah? Is that you?
What a great idea. Don't you wish you could do that Snarky?
How can any man resist her....ha ha.
I was once nominated for Bad Friggin' Blog (although I think the dude's actual line was "Worst Blog Ever!"). I thanked him and promised to keep up the bad work.
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