2010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss July

Ah, July

The month when the corn's four feet tall in the heartland but it's all being cultivated for conversion to ethanol, when the pennant races are heating up in Major League Baseball and HGH couldn't be more en vogue, when, thanks to this hot momma, McDonald's and Burger King and Wendy's begin to ask their customers, "Do you want to quadruple that order?"

Mmmmm. I don't want her you can have her she's too hot for me.

2010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss June

I got her down at the swap and shop. Traded a horse, a cord of wood, and a bent shovel for her. She's worked out well. Plows the field a lot better than that damned horse did. The chompers are a bit of a problem, though. Especially when she takes them out.

2010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss May

Just the girl to warm your heart as spring washes away the memories of a hard winter.

2010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss April

This babe might be more jokeresque than The Wicked Witch of Congress. To quote Frank Zappa: "With a tongue like a cow/she could make you go wow" ... and then you'd throw up and kill yourself.

2010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss March

Now, this is what I'd call a double feature, a creature feature but double nonetheless.

2010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss February

I'm not even sure my dog would wait at the front door for this to come home. And my dog has waited for me each day for 12 years, 50-pound mole and all...

2010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss January

I came across 12 images that demand being posted in serialized form because of their beauty and grace and style. These are the hottest women I've ever seen. I think you'll agree.

Here's the first...