Miss Frizzy Mohawk

Stay the hell away from this babe.

She's so hot, she'll fry your nubber to a stubber before she even sees it. She's got AC built in, all 220v, 24/7. She makes a punker jealous. No shaving the sides and slathering Crisco on the rest needed for effect.

Don't plug in! She'll blow your transformer...

...Or, she might be a dandelion running to seed.

Either way, she's a dangerous bird.

h/t: Daily Jocose picdump

Mozart Rip Off

Boston Symphony music director laureate Seiji Ozawa has some serious Amadeus envy. (Either that, or he's spending a little too much time near the sound board.) Let it be said, the hair does not the man make. See It's ELECTRIC.

It's ELECTRIC!

I had one of these in the 70s...when I was 10. The kids called me treetop. These days I keep it close.

This guy? I don't know if he has a fascination with 220 voltage or if he's going for a world record. Just the same: Dude, have you heard of gel?