Bad Friggin' Mugshot Reward

Wanted: John Mayer's goofy mugshot, for $25,000

Found: by either Smoking Gun or TMZ, depending on who gives a shit

Mr. Mohawk

Mugshotdujour.com

I always wanted one of these as a kid (a little disclosure: The Sex Pistols and The Clash were among my first favorite bands). Luckily for my Mom, I didn't get one.

She probably would have disowned me. Lord knows I gave her enough other reasons. (And, yes, she stops by here now and then, so I'll avoid the details.)

I wonder if this guy's mom still loves him, particularly since he's now staring (and starring) on mugshotdujour.com and Bad Friggin' Hair.

Probably. Doesn't he have a face only a mother could love?

Felonious Hair Assault

You have to hand it to mugshotdujour -- sweetness is the simplicity of the insult:

Barron Asher was arrested for assaulting us with his hair. In the words of Daniel, who sent this gem to me (thanks again David!), every girl wants to bring him home to mom and dad.

The Lord loves Pippi Longstocking, too...just not in a police lineup. Hope it was worth it. Oh...I'm sorry. Are those tears, or are you just sad to be going back to visit your jailhouse friends?

What's With The Color Orange, Already?

I don't know what it is about women and the color orange. Why one would wear orange clothing is a mystery; why one would dye her hair orange...and only some of it...is a friggin secret floating through the universe inside some space junk.

Here we have Alexis Gadson, courtesy of mugshotdujour. She's got such a face a mother could love, don't she? "Don'chu come up inheya and take no picture of me!"

[By the way, I'm an equal opportunity offender offender. Just ask our friend Trevor Newbauer.]