Showing posts with label Bad Friggin' Idea. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bad Friggin' Idea. Show all posts

Friday, May 7, 2010

Bad Friggin' Idea


Sandy slipped on her full-body condom and went out to the corner to pick up some tricks. Strangely, all of the cars heading down the street went into tailspins and turned around and left long stinking trails of tire rubber as they disappeared in the direction from which they had come.

Image via that dirty old man, Woodsterman.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Apparently, Dude Didn't Get The Voicemail


Um...is this the monster truck rally?

Via DragYouToHell, h/t: Conservative Grapevine

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Bad Friggin' Ass

Jerry's mother told him he'd get too fat sitting naked in front of the computer.

But he NEEEVERRRR listened.


Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Fake Friggin' Body Hair


Um...I'm sorta...wondering...

WHY???!!!!

"Fashion," or what passes for it, is mysteriously beyond my understanding. I guess I'm just from the 1950s and like my women, ahem, groomed. Even the fake appearance of that much body hair on a woman makes me shudder.

Who dreams this crap up anyway? And better yet, who friggin' pays for it?

I date a girl and she takes off her clothes and shows me THOSE undies, I'll let her date the dog instead.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

I'm Too Sexy for My...Chest Hair


"I'm...too sexy for my shirt...too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts..."

Sorry, pal...the heart thing makes me want to tear my eyes out.

Bad friggin' idea. Right Said Fred you ain't.