Bud Head

You have to wonder if this guy is growing bud up there. A statement is a statement, but this is too much.

I think this nappy hair needs a comb.

Psst! The shower's this way!

Treehead...or...Bullwinkle?

Why is it that some people insist on being so unique they disrespect good, law-abiding creatures, such as a tree (or Bullwinkle, I'm really not friggin' sure what's going on here).

The only thing I do know is that I'm locking my doors right now...well...just as soon as I stop typing and post this damned nonsense. "Hey. Honey? Where's the chainsaw?"