...so said Sen. Livefree Stumblebum as he introduced his Smelly Rights Bill to Congress, pointing out the penalty for calling the stinky stinky was death by autoerotic asphyxiation.
The measure was expected to pass both houses of Congress tonight unanimously. The president said he will sign the bill next week, after rolling in (more) pig shit.
h/t: Are We Lumberjacks? via Moonbattery
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But behind him, Jean the Domestic Queen, in her white whites and with her omnipresent, autographed copy of Heloise's Household Hints in her handbag, did her best to refute the Advocate of Stink.
Now this is some serious lollage!
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