Bad Friggin' Mugshot Reward

Wanted: John Mayer's goofy mugshot, for $25,000

Found: by either Smoking Gun or TMZ, depending on who gives a shit

Bad Friggin' Split

I just want to know how the hell this is possible. It's a simple question, and I'm pretty sure I'll never get an answer, not even a scientific one.

Oh...and do you like bowling alleys?

To the headless dude standing next to he/she/it, here's my advice: I wouldn't wait around to watch he/she/it get back up; it could be life threatening.

h/t: People of Walmart