Perez Hilton, Black Eyed Please

I consider this a vast improvement. Too bad Carrie Prejean wasn't around during the Black Eyed Pea beating...to kick him in the nuts.

Oh...that's right...he hasn't any. He's a eunuch.

Via: Freaking News

And the Winner of the World's Ugliest Dog Contest Is...

Grimm's Ugly Pictures

Not really...but Ms. Mushroom Head would be a good contestant...at least in a Don King look-a-like gig, no?

BTW: Just how can they pick on ugly dogs -- the canine kind -- anyway? That's just wrong. Soooo wrong.

I Don't Want Him, You Can Have Him, He's Too Queer For Me

Inside the mind of Bill Kaulitz: "Hmm. Let me think. Did I use enough hairspray? Is my eye piercing too cool or what? Will I impress them with my t-shirt? Does my orange jacket look like it came from a Michael Jackson yard sale? Does my guyliner make me look gay?"

So many questions...so little reason to care about the answers.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: that would be "queer" in the correct sense of the word: Eccentric, Bizarre, Nutty, Counterfeit, Worthless....but if you want to take it another way, be my guest.

Bad Friggin' Spider

This mother, and I do mean mother, is the goods. If I had power like that...well...I wouldn't be taking Friday afternoon off to blog....


h/t: The West Virginia Blogger

The MouthMan Prophecies

Webshots

1. He who drink too much and leave mouth open wait for fly to come home.

2. Really, man...I mean it...you have to pay for this ride.

3. I don't know what you're thinking, Bob, but no girl's going to think that look's a good come on.

4. Yes, Bob. Your hair is your most attractive feature.

5. I swear. Adam Lambert really didn't win American Idol!

Bad Friggin' Signs

Little Jimmy's dreams came true.

He was able to pick up a new Silk Spectre II and complete his Watchmen figure collection, then ogle a girl in orange hot pants who looked not so much like her, but Jimmy just didn't care.