Phil Spector Mugshot

I'm reminded of a ghoul on Scooby Doo. Or of Jacko's twisted face.

Would you like to like to see my smoking gun?

Stripper Pole Fails

No introduction needed, really...enjoy these bouncing babes:

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Drunk Friggin' Hair

I've been known to sauce it up a bit now and then, these days more so in the privacy of my own home than in the company of others in public. I know how stupid I can look.

Like this guy:


Dude...take my word for it. You don't need ridiculous hair to look like a fool. You've got being a fool down pat, man. Bottoms up!

Mop Hair

Jeez, Christine Aguilera's career must really suck if she's doing this to herself. Bleached hair...dark makeup...fleshy cheeks...I think that dude's dirty naked foot is in better shape than her. I'll bet his hair doesn't look like a used mop.

PortaJohn

When you gotta go, why not go as you go? It's certainly just as convenient as this: