2010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss March

Now, this is what I'd call a double feature, a creature feature but double nonetheless.

2010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss February

I'm not even sure my dog would wait at the front door for this to come home. And my dog has waited for me each day for 12 years, 50-pound mole and all...

2010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss January

I came across 12 images that demand being posted in serialized form because of their beauty and grace and style. These are the hottest women I've ever seen. I think you'll agree.

Here's the first...

Bad Friggin' Pyro Photo

Ma and Pa always had a weird taste for family photos. Once, when I was young, they made me climb down into the baboon pit at the zoo for a photo. The baboons really liked it, but I sure didn't enjoy washing poo from my hair for a week.

Then there was the time we saw our first freeway. Pa made the entire family stand on the double yellow line while a hitchhiker took our picture. Sadly, that's how we lost little Jimmy, but we made up for it by building this barn in his memory.

Oh...I guess that didn't work out too well, did it.

Via Awkward Family Photos.com

Bad Friggin' Michael Jackson Halloween Costume

Supposedly Michael Jackson costumes are going to be hot for Halloween this year.

Just not this one.

Here's yet another person who didn't think that putting their personal photos on the Internet would lead to them being posted on some unscrupulous individual's blog.

Bad Friggin' Mugshot Reward

Wanted: John Mayer's goofy mugshot, for $25,000

Found: by either Smoking Gun or TMZ, depending on who gives a shit

Bad Friggin' Split

I just want to know how the hell this is possible. It's a simple question, and I'm pretty sure I'll never get an answer, not even a scientific one.

Oh...and do you like bowling alleys?

To the headless dude standing next to he/she/it, here's my advice: I wouldn't wait around to watch he/she/it get back up; it could be life threatening.

h/t: People of Walmart

Bad Friggin' Stripper

Candi wanted to be a stripper so badly, but club owners always showed her the door because of her size. When she came across Midget-Bing one night, she knew she'd found the place of her dreams. She's been grinding the pole there ever since.

h/t: bluebeerriver

Bad Friggin' Mullets

It's been a while since I ventured into the unsavory world of mulletry, but I found some choice ones today over at Mullet Junky.

Bobby Jim climbed out of the Porta John, where he'd bathed for the first time in a week, and opened the water bottle in which he'd poured last night's warm leftover Budweiser and let the hot backdraft from Jeff Gordon's stock car dry his hair during each pass around the track.



Eric's first day on the job was ruined when he found out the HR lady would be snapping a photo and posting it on the company website, for mullet enthusiasts everywhere to pass around freely among twisted little blogs like this one.



Ahmed was devastated when his brothers at the mosque called him a retard and banished him. The imam even said, "You're supposed to grow a long beard, not a long mullet. Infidel. Be gone, by the grace of Allah, before we cut off your head!"

Bad Friggin' Family Portrait

Joey insisted that he wasn't an ass. But when his wife, Pooh, and his Son, Tigger, made him dress up like one for the family portrait, he proved himself infinitely an ass, for all the world to see, on the Internet, forever.

And even Eeyore would appreciate that sarcasm, Joey.

Michael Jackson's Still Important, Except to Me

In case anyone has forgotten, MJ is still on the minds of many.

Except me...because just the mention of the guy, in addition to bringing up memories of lurid tales of His Freakishness' freakishness, really brings to mind my teenage years, and the person to whom I owe more of my snarkish development than pretty much anyone else on the planet:

Weird Al Yankovic - Eat It
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Or...my personal favorite and (these days) personal fight:

Weird Al Yankovic - I'm Fat
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Cross-posted at one of my other nutty hangouts, The Big Feed.

Apparently, Dude Didn't Get The Voicemail

Um...is this the monster truck rally?

Via DragYouToHell, h/t: Conservative Grapevine

Perez Hilton, Black Eyed Please

I consider this a vast improvement. Too bad Carrie Prejean wasn't around during the Black Eyed Pea beating...to kick him in the nuts.

Oh...that's right...he hasn't any. He's a eunuch.

Via: Freaking News

And the Winner of the World's Ugliest Dog Contest Is...

Grimm's Ugly Pictures

Not really...but Ms. Mushroom Head would be a good contestant...at least in a Don King look-a-like gig, no?

BTW: Just how can they pick on ugly dogs -- the canine kind -- anyway? That's just wrong. Soooo wrong.

I Don't Want Him, You Can Have Him, He's Too Queer For Me

Inside the mind of Bill Kaulitz: "Hmm. Let me think. Did I use enough hairspray? Is my eye piercing too cool or what? Will I impress them with my t-shirt? Does my orange jacket look like it came from a Michael Jackson yard sale? Does my guyliner make me look gay?"

So many questions...so little reason to care about the answers.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: that would be "queer" in the correct sense of the word: Eccentric, Bizarre, Nutty, Counterfeit, Worthless....but if you want to take it another way, be my guest.

Bad Friggin' Spider

This mother, and I do mean mother, is the goods. If I had power like that...well...I wouldn't be taking Friday afternoon off to blog....


h/t: The West Virginia Blogger

The MouthMan Prophecies

Webshots

1. He who drink too much and leave mouth open wait for fly to come home.

2. Really, man...I mean it...you have to pay for this ride.

3. I don't know what you're thinking, Bob, but no girl's going to think that look's a good come on.

4. Yes, Bob. Your hair is your most attractive feature.

5. I swear. Adam Lambert really didn't win American Idol!

Bad Friggin' Signs

Little Jimmy's dreams came true.

He was able to pick up a new Silk Spectre II and complete his Watchmen figure collection, then ogle a girl in orange hot pants who looked not so much like her, but Jimmy just didn't care.